p.s. this was my mom’s KISS tour shirt from the year I was born.

Mason  A  Douglass

330-275-2001

mdouglass2465@gmail.com

I'm an Aquarius for those of you who are barefoot right now.

I'm an ENTJ for those of you wearing shoes and/or socks.

(Fun Fact: ENTJs only make up 3% of the population.)

If you want to know how I'll perform as the father of your child, husband, and/or employee, check this out.

If you’d like a full analysis of why Lana Del Rey is one of the greatest American songwriters, refer back to the top.